bro-block

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.

You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"

by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013

Bell Block

Bell Block is a city in California also known as BellFlower California no one calls it bell block unless you’re closer forwards east Compton but it’s a city boring asf with fuck all but at least everyone knows each other.

“ I’m from that city in California by the bear liquor store”, “oh you’re from Bell Block”.

by WestCoastKing03 November 17, 2021

Flock Blocking

Preventing religious figures from converting others.

I like to shadow Jehovah witnesses and when people finally let them in run up and make a big scene to scare them off, I call it flock blocking

by UnReal Definition November 21, 2014

cloud blocked

Happens when astronomers cannot see their stars due to weather conditions

Tonight's lunar eclipse was unfortunately cloud blocked.
I'm cloud blocked from my point of view.

by GottaCloudBlockProblemHere April 15, 2014

Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.

'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'

by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023

CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016