Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
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Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
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Get the Country boy mug.Stemming from the original phrase “cabin fever”, when a frequent traveler becomes mentally sick of staying in their country of origin and starts longing to travel outside their country again.
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Get the Country Kitchen mug.Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
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