Teacher

A person who complains to students about their paycheck, occasionally their kids, and you.

Students have to kiss up or else the teacher will fail them.
Teacher: “Y’all don’t even realize how hard my life is.”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Student: “Agreed.”
Teacher: “Y’all r gonna do some 4 hour homework but it’s not my fault; I have it harder.”
Student: “Mam’ yes, Mam’”
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pp

Another word for cool pants. Whenever using this word make sure to point at the pants of the person you’re complementing.
Person 1: “Ayo pp!”
Person 2: “Excuse me???”
Person 1: “very nice pp.”
Person 2: “thank you.”
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Cross country

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
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bootysobig

Boodtysobig is a word you would call an attractive human being.

The word originated in 1456 by a Greek-mathematician. He was looking at an equation then his wife and said, “bootysobig.”
This word can also be followed by, “lwordhavemercy”
Person 1: “I really want to date him”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s bootysobig material.”
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Vergalia.

A small town found in Southern Asia founded in two thousand fourteen. They grow crops and live like cavemen. They have hardly any records on the internet. They grow a type of grass called, stupidrage.
Person 1: “Vergalia.”
Person 2: “I agree.”
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Stupidrage

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A type of grass found only in Vergalia.
Person 1: “I need some stupidrage for my yard.”
Person 2: “Yuh.”
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Crestol

Crestol is a city in Eastern Greece. They have a rivalry with Athens and have fought for other 8 million years. But back in the past it was call Hairylegels.
Person from Athens:

Person from Crestol: *gives person from Athens a wet Willy*
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