fatherfartfathead's definitions

Gingers

Descendants of the all mighty leprechaun.

Gingers

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Teacher

A person who complains to students about their paycheck, occasionally their kids, and you.

Students have to kiss up or else the teacher will fail them.

Teacher: “Y’all don’t even realize how hard my life is.”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Student: “Agreed.”
Teacher: “Y’all r gonna do some 4 hour homework but it’s not my fault; I have it harder.”
Student: “Mam’ yes, Mam’”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Crestol

Crestol is a city in Eastern Greece. They have a rivalry with Athens and have fought for other 8 million years. But back in the past it was call Hairylegels.

Person from Athens:

Person from Crestol: *gives person from Athens a wet Willy*

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

pp

Another word for cool pants. Whenever using this word make sure to point at the pants of the person you’re complementing.

Person 1: “Ayo pp!”
Person 2: “Excuse me???”
Person 1: “very nice pp.”
Person 2: “thank you.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Guenburgel

Guenburgel is a land in Europe that has not yet been established. They wear yodeling shoes and braids in their hair (including the guys). They live in windmills and their daily choirs include feeding chickens’ seeds from their pockets in their aprons. The people’s culture includes yodeling.

Person 1: “Yodel-lay yodel-laya.”
Person 2: “Wow, that’s some Guenburgel skills.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Vergalia.

A small town found in Southern Asia founded in two thousand fourteen. They grow crops and live like cavemen. They have hardly any records on the internet. They grow a type of grass called, stupidrage.

Person 1: “Vergalia.”
Person 2: “I agree.”

by fatherfartfathead February 2, 2022