Definitions by fatherfartfathead
Teacher
A person who complains to students about their paycheck, occasionally their kids, and you.
Students have to kiss up or else the teacher will fail them.
Students have to kiss up or else the teacher will fail them.
Teacher: “Y’all don’t even realize how hard my life is.”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Student: “Agreed.”
Teacher: “Y’all r gonna do some 4 hour homework but it’s not my fault; I have it harder.”
Student: “Mam’ yes, Mam’”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Student: “Agreed.”
Teacher: “Y’all r gonna do some 4 hour homework but it’s not my fault; I have it harder.”
Student: “Mam’ yes, Mam’”
Teacher by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Cross country
Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Cross country by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Crestol
Crestol is a city in Eastern Greece. They have a rivalry with Athens and have fought for other 8 million years. But back in the past it was call Hairylegels.
Crestol by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Guenburgel
Guenburgel is a land in Europe that has not yet been established. They wear yodeling shoes and braids in their hair (including the guys). They live in windmills and their daily choirs include feeding chickens’ seeds from their pockets in their aprons. The people’s culture includes yodeling.
Guenburgel by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Vergalia.
A small town found in Southern Asia founded in two thousand fourteen. They grow crops and live like cavemen. They have hardly any records on the internet. They grow a type of grass called, stupidrage.
Vergalia. by fatherfartfathead February 2, 2022