Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016

"purple" gatorade

Basically it's Lean inside a gatorade bottle.

Hey bro, pass me that "Purple" Gatorade over there.

by Bat-Juan June 25, 2016

purple nurple

Noun: A painful pulling or twisting of the nipple resulting in a purple discoloration often performed by a male bully in gym class on an unsuspecting male victim. Also known as a titty twist. Perhaps women bullies do this to other women too, but I'm not sure.

Owie! That a-hole, Biff, just gave me a purple nurple! I hate that guy!

by TheMerryMonk September 29, 2010

Purple Pillow

Purple pillow Is When Your partner tells you He hates you then hours later Says He Loves you and wants you back.

Women: Man I divorced My Husband Because he Purple Pillowed me... Like?

by LiverealDealRealEatReal October 23, 2016

Purple circle

A gang bang involving a circle of men covered in grape jelly with one man or woman in the middle, who gets purple loving from every angle. The jelly is also a good tasty lubricant.

Jim loved it last night when Justin, Riley, Mike, and Tom gave him a purple circle.

by NakedTreeMan January 19, 2023

Purple snake

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

by Yumcums November 10, 2016

Purple pussy

The girls equivalent to blue balls.

Adams such a tease, he left me with purple pussy.

by YawnUh April 26, 2020