frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

toss hands

a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other

alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006

Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

Hand Chant

The act of a girl giving you a handjob.

Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.

by Mr. Soose April 9, 2013

Prison hands

When one must wear gloves all day at work. They become prison hands.

"Just a moment sir i need to put my prison hands on before i can ring your items up."

by Unicornbubblez July 23, 2020