seek 'n strike

a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.

Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.

by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009

bag 'n bang

A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.

Buscher couldn't get the girl, so he had to bag 'n bang her mother

by bangbangnibba June 7, 2016

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

rippin n sippin

This is what occurs after a long day at work. Usually to take place on that... back porch. Alternately, it could take place prior to going grape-ape on that.. baboon pussy.

More finitely defined, rippin n sippin is the act of smoking and drinking.

What did you do this weekend?

I was just rippin n sippin and trying to get at dat slat.

by seadonkey September 12, 2011

pump n run

When you pump gasoline and leave without paying for it.

I need some gas but I'm broke...Let's pull a pump n run.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Poop 'N Scoop

When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.

Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?

by Saremare May 21, 2017

Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

by baba bubbler May 26, 2016