1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN April 8, 2006
Get the Jackoff Monkeymug. An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
Get the Goober Monkeymug. a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
Get the bilge monkeymug. Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 11, 2010
Get the monkey downmug. A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005
Get the poo monkeymug. n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.
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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.
You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011
Get the shovel monkeymug. A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
Get the accordion monkeymug.