Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Mike Dirnt

Bass player of Green Day. Down-to-earth, hot as all hell, and funny in a quiet soft of way. Billie Joe Armstrong's best friend, and my favorite. Usually overlooked, needs more love.

Maddy- Holy fuck it's Mike Dirnt!
stupid person- who?
Maddy-You're an idiot.

by Friker September 26, 2010

mike dirnt

Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.

Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.

by RoseThourne December 15, 2006

mike tyson

when u fuck a bitch until she is unconscious

yo I fucked her so hard she was unconscious. I pulled a mike tyson.

by gjyukgymgyu March 30, 2008

Mike Millan

A guy who will pull you in, make you love him, act like he loves you, then crush you. Make you look bad just to save himself from being caught red handed. He is a player and cheats on almost every girl. No one knows if he is real! He fucks with girls minds and then makes them cryy!

He is a scumbag faggot!

"Awe that guy is so cutee <3"
"No, he's basically Mike Millan"

by trw2011 July 29, 2012

mike dirnt

Got to love him he is soooooo hot i just got like 24 people to like green day and they all think the band members are HOT and they would all like to blow every one of them!! (Hee Hee Hee *blush* ha ha ha)

1. hottest guy on earth
2. best base player in the world
3. he expains him self!

by Nikki January 17, 2005

mike bibby

major hottie that plays for the sacramento kings.

mike bibby is so freaking hot.

by tehmonkey September 10, 2003