Michael Spriggs

A man of upmost awesome, his nickname is batman and is just as cool. there is no one in the world is that cool. trust me bro. a lad of all lads. also a most excellent bro!

Girl: OMG! whos that? hes so cute
other girl: thats michael spriggs, hes so cute

by lycanman November 9, 2012

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Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

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michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

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When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

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George Michael

The best singer to ever set foot on this planet, very charitable, has a heart of gold, genius songwriting abilities, and a voice so perfect it makes you forget your own name.

Person A: Why are you going to your car with your perfectly okay smelling shirt and this huge slab of cash?
Person B: Well, I thought it was about time I did a George Michael.

by Swedishlearner091 August 30, 2023

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