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Master Wanker

It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.
After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.
by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011
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Duck master

Someone who has mastered the art of fucking.
Get naked and let the Duck Master show you how it’s done.
by Thedaveman000 February 12, 2018
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Master Chief

The name given to someone whom of which is an absolute fucking brute, by only using 0.00000000001% of there power can wipe the entire universe with one strike.
Master chief:

Cortana, I don't need a weapon...
by Fhatnut December 19, 2021
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Bitch Master

A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.
There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington
by Bitch Expert August 31, 2019
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Chef Masterful

The most legendary of all chefs, of such unfathomable power and skill non could ever dream of reaching. It is said after eating one of the dishes created by chef masterful, one commits suicide because of the knowledge that they will never taste such exquisiteness again because of the scarcity of dishes made.
You see the new dish by chef masterful? Makes me as hungry as a starving african child.
by Kinflir January 27, 2017
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Polish Master

Typically a female that has power over a younger man.
The female Bates the man with her sexuality and the man ends up quitting his job though his own inadequacy.
Are you sure you should be doing that? I'll have to inform your polish Master.
by Jojnny5 May 8, 2020
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master wgs

Master WGS is the author of the original Pokemon The Abridged Series, and is a nationally acclaimed bad-ass
that guys hillarius, he must subscribe to Master WGS.
by sullivan silly January 16, 2011
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