muffalo hunting

usually a loser that can't get any kickass girls on his own,
without spending some hard earned cash.

went out with Ronny last nite you know the guy from the chess
club, guess he was muffalo hunting because it wasn't payday yet.

by RSD#5 February 21, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

Beat of the muff

The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.

To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.

by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005

Muffbag

1. A bag of muff.
2. Bryan F.
3. Reffering to muff-monger.

Bryan:Ur a pussy
Me: Shut up muff bag

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Mufasa

a word that describes the female crutch!

Girl: Can anybody smell dead trout?
Boy: Damn girl...i think it's your Mufasa!

by bumface13 September 15, 2008

muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008