gila monster

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

by Foxxy Rexxy February 20, 2008

monster jam

n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.

v. The act of expelling same.

Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.

by Turd Fergusonne January 18, 2009

Water Monster

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

stuff monster

description for someone who has an extraordinary amount of clutter around their house; a pack-rat; hoarder; junk monkey

"There were so many piles of magazines and boxes everywhere in his apartment I couldn't find a place to sit down, the dude's a real stuff monster."

by mudhen July 28, 2004

Ganja Monster

Person who smokes weed often.

"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"

"Holy shit duuuude."

by YoYoHamas April 15, 2010

croc monster

a certai person, ( i.e Mrs.Healey, our horrible computer teacher) who frequently wears the Croc lines,. she wears them so freaken much, she probably personally endorces them.

OMG! Mrs. Healey is always wearing those ugly crocs, with the assesories of the Croc cell phone case, the Croc keychains, along with over 100 pairs of frickin CRocs!!!!!
She's a total croc monster!!!!

by JaQuandalin May 28, 2008