hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.

Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math

by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018

Best mates

we like fortnite we like fortnite

omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude

by PH-1 May 2, 2019

matis matas

very hot and tall man who gets all the boys and is totally not gay

Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal

Scenario 2

Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you

Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed

by matias§12114 October 31, 2021

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

The creator of math

Go die in a hole

The creator of math is Satan

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Xi Math

When math curriculums in China are expected to subtly incorporate some of Emperor Xi’s thought as well as to praise the mixed achievements of past and present mainland Chinese mathematicians and their IMO mathletes-medalists as part of the country’s rich mathematical heritage—when political ideology and mathematical glory could serve as a catalyst to raising the quantitative literacy or numeracy of a billion-odd people.

Brainwashing hundreds of millions of schoolchildren, including targeting those in the Chinese diaspora, with Xi math could usher in a new era in math education worldwide, which could challenge the elitist or supremacist position of Western math in coming decades—when exporting China math worldwide under the guise of raising global numeracy could be a modern form of intellectual colonialism.

by MathPlus September 5, 2021

CRE8TIVE MATH

Exploring the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of the number 8 on earth—in disciplines like math, science, art, philosophy, religion, and literature—in heaven, and in hell.

Some cre8tive math questions are:

What is half of 8? 0, 3, or 4?
What color is the number 8?
How are eight and infinity related?
Why do spiders and scorpions have 8 legs?

Why are superstitious Chinese fond of the digit 8?
What is the spiritual significance of the number 8 in the Bible?
What are some common traits for people born with the digital root 8?

by MathPlus February 8, 2021