Master Slut

Someone who has mastered the art of being a slut and enjoys being a slut

That girl is such a master slut, she just cant have a relationship, its easier for her to have many hook ups.

by Junior Slut February 26, 2011

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

Masvidaled

Cowardly, fake gangsta wannabe person wearing a mask and bringing backup to a sneak assault.

or

Doing something incredibly stupid and bitch-like.

Did you hear a bout Glen? He got "masvidaled" last weekend outside of a restaurant. He got jumped by 5 dudes wearing masks and leotards.

While serving time, Horgay got "masvidaled" in the shower. He didn't see it coming and he hasn't walked the same since.

by KibbleNBits March 24, 2022

gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.

After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.

by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022