ash landers

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary

'you are unclean, umpire, unnecessary, you shall be cleansed by the flames of God!' -ash landers

by Eijiro05 January 23, 2020

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

Jonas From Lander Lube

To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.

Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.

by The Cadd-ie Girl April 29, 2009

Liver licking land lover

This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.

Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”

by StefanieS May 27, 2018

city of sugar land

code word. a date. lowkey, but not at the same time.

"Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"

"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."

"oooo a d8!!"

by jonvesguerra June 25, 2018

Whiteman’s land

A place where there is low crime, no public transport, and a small local government with good doctors. Special interest groups are not local, just Tourists.

I’m leaving the big city and moving to Whiteman’s land.

by Catch me if you Can October 24, 2018