Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.

Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!

by wordier July 15, 2015

Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.

You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?

by Alieksendar March 9, 2023

Land squid

A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.

I went to the casino and there was a land squid playing 3 machines at one time.

by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory

Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel

by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021

Land Maggot

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

by Hemi P May 17, 2025