Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Bailey Johnson

An apparition or double of a living person.

"Omg that guy looks like Bailey !” “Is that Bailey Johnson?”

by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021

Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson was a YouTuber a while ago, hated for his =3 series where it was said that he stole memes, etc.

During the pandemic he started uploading random funny stuff on TikTok, eventually reuploading them to YouTube. Then he started making videos on the craziest criminals imaginable. His video style consists of him, in his room, with occasional art put in. He has an animated band called Your Favorite Martian (YFM) and now uploads his crime videos daily, and makes YFM music ocasionally

Person A: Hey did you see the new Ray William Johnson video?
Person B: I remember him. His =3 videos were shit.
Person A: That was around 13 years ago.

by solarityiscool June 11, 2024

Johnson

A penis

Let me see your johnson

by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf March 31, 2023

Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.

After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.

by espolax February 11, 2010

James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline

OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.

by epicgamer91923 May 4, 2020

Sandy Johnson

The thing that happens after sex on the beach.

That was fun, but now look at my Sandy Johnson.

by Cass182 October 24, 2017