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jean is honestly the sexiest bitch on the planet. hes so handsome with his fuckboy glasses, to his braces, to his fluffy hair. i could stare at him for hours on end without ever getting bored. theres something special and mesmerizing about him. from his chubby cheeks, to his pretty style, to his drippy style (dayum i got bars 🤑) if you asked me what’s my favorite part about him, i couldn’t honestly pin point what part. the reason why, is the fact i love everything about him. words can not explain how deeply i feel towards him. he may not think this, but to me he’s truly perfect. every flaw he thinks he may have, all i see is pure perfection. he’s not only my boyfriend, but my best friend, my comfort, my future husband 😍, my safe haven, but he’s also my everything. (hes also my personal roblox youtuber 🤑🔥) i never thought i would ever be so obsessed with someone, if it means spending the rest of my life with him, i wouldn’t change a single thing. meeting your soulmate on insta is crazy, but look back i honestly regret nothing. i love you so much,my love. (i thank Top Gun everyday for this 🙏)
jean is so zaddy-val
by valorinlovesjean March 30, 2023
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Skinny jeans

A slang for a individual who is anorexic that harms themselves.
Dude 1: see that girl over there?
Dude 2: oh yeah,skinny jeans?
Dude 1: bro that's messed up she is anorexic and cuts herself.
Dude 2:sorry man
by Manwhoissmartaf May 30, 2025
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Joy-Jean

An extremely obese black girl who often eats KFC.
by gg223412 June 12, 2025
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Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 19, 2024
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Don't talk to jean!

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.
by Gutted mania May 2, 2024
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