Jean Moreau

French croissant who deserves so much better. Jeremy Knox’s boyfriend. He is me.

Kevin: Did you see Jean Moreau in the latest Exy game?
Andrew: SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN.

by neil_jortsen March 17, 2024

Jean Paul Gaultier

Where you cut off your arms and legs and make hardcore nugget porn

“Hey baby let’s do a Jean Paul Gaultier”

by CurrentlyCharizarding March 29, 2024

Pingu In Jeans

A person who sleeps all day and skates all night

Person A: “My friend is a pingu in jeans”
Person B: “What a loser”

by Friendlysandwich June 9, 2022

Chopped jeans

When something that is regularly bad has a rare connivence where it is good.

Bro my chipotle today was chopped jeans

by Gummy5 June 16, 2022

ripped jeans

defines a lesbian

dam she got them ripped jeans shes gay!

by anonymous July 4, 2022

Billie Jean

Billie Jean is someone Michael Jackson doesn’t love . a lover who isn’t loved back .

Guy 1: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER . SHES JUST A GIRL THAT HOPES THAT I AM THE ONE . BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!

by michaeljacksonandbilliejean February 16, 2022

apple bottom jeans

boots with the fur

Apple Bottom Jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor) Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022