jesusfag

An annoying christian fanatic with no trace of rational thought.

See Fred Phelps.

GTFO jesusfag!

by Necru June 2, 2009

Jessica

A meme obsessed girl that loves cats

Jessica do your homework stop looking at memes

by #haters February 2, 2018

Jessica Simpson Disorder

A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.

"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."

by Biff Justice November 2, 2005

Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.

Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.

by "Pad" August 21, 2006

Jessica Michalik

An Australian teenage girl who was brutally crushed to death in the moshpit of the Sydney Big Day Out in 2001. She died during a Limp Bizkit performance, where the lead singer Fred Durst allegedly made "alarming and inflammatory" comments when a rescue effort was underway.
Now, instead of the normal minute of silence, every year at the Bid Day Out a 'minute of noise' is held in tribute of Jessica Michalik'd death.

The band Grinspoon performed at Jessica Michalik's funeral in 2001.

by Blackington October 6, 2006

Jessie

Jessie is an amazing and beautiful girl. She is the most interesting girl you will ever meet. She is called many guys dream girl, but only one is special to her. She is self concious about her body but in truth she has a great body. She is the model for all girls.

That girl over there must be a Jessie, because I'm already in love.

by Darren Shan December 11, 2012

High School Jesus

A high school phemomenon, where every high school in America(and possibly other countries), has a guy who has a beard and long hair, looking like the lord himself. Usually an upperclassmen, and usually looked up to by peers.

Trev is our High School Jesus

by Bananaschoolbus October 27, 2009