j lo

A Hollywood celebrity that gets mock and chastise because she has been married twice in less than 10 years; While her female counterparts have bunked with hundreds of boyfriends in less than 3 years.

J lo forget getting married. Instead live with your fiancee or boyfriends and nobody will pay attention to your personal relationships

by liliamet September 19, 2003

Slanderous J

This is the slang word for Jolly Rancher Candies. Much like the many alternate words for drugs, Slanderous J can be used amongst authority figures to stay "below the radar."

Dude 1: Hey man you wanna hook me up with some Slanderous J?
Dude 2: For sure bro
Dude 1: Thanks alot dude
Dude 1: No problem

by NickF. July 30, 2008

Dub J

When you stick your cock in the toilet bowl and flush the toilet. just another way of busting a nut, sometimes you gots to bust a nut.

"hey bud"
"whats good"
"im just tryna ta get a Dub J ya feel me?"
"yee i feelin it"
"uggghhh i love the Dub J, fa life!"

by bloods of 09 YEE February 25, 2009

j-bar

non splif style joint.

"twist up a j-bar, i need to get stoned."

by M "H" H March 4, 2007

Lily j

Extremely attractive bitch

I think you are a lily j because your attractive , will you be my bitch

by Lewily September 23, 2018

J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

J-card

A piece of paper inside the case of a cassette tape that tells you what's on it. So called because it looks like the letter J from the side.

Guy 1: Thanks for the mixtape, what did you put on it?
Guy 2: Look at the J-card, man.
Guy 1: Scatman John? Thanks bro!

by YourBatteryIsLow April 5, 2013