puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
by Jhutchftw January 18, 2016
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Pisser Washing

When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.
Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.
by WhtWidowR August 02, 2018
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Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.
Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.
by good guy friend April 30, 2012
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Rap washed

When someone only listens to rap/trap music and refuses any other kind of music taste; someone with no flavor
John was so rap washed he didn’t even want to hear khalid’s new album .
by Bootybih7843 May 12, 2020
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Weiner wash

Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb
by Panru January 15, 2019
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Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream
Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?
by Juce916 June 03, 2025
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Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.
Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.
by 666tacos April 10, 2019
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