Car Play

What closeted homosexuals sometimes have to resort to when meeting strangers for sex. When both parties are unable to provide a house to mess around in, they often times will drive somewhere secluded to fulfill their irresistible urge to lick another man's asshole.

It's a shame we had to resort to car play. When he pulled his dick out of my ass, I sprayed poop all over the steering wheel.

by AnonymousAndy2 October 14, 2018

d play

a big fat ugly girl thats name is usually luis or louis.

yo your a d play get away from me.

by alex July 29, 2008

self play

The act of masturbation

self play is a bad habit

by aa January 15, 2004

Foreclosure play

The act of a mortgage lender sending out redundant notices of intent to foreclose, prior to actually foreclosing. Similar to foreplay prior to sex.

DeShaunte's bank keep sending him "foreclosure play" notices that they gonna foreclose on his crib...

by skyeyeimages December 26, 2010

play attention

when a sports athlete does not pay attention during a crucial play.

tom hiked the ball to the kicker scott who was looking at the cheerleaders not the ball. and lost the football game by 2 points.
Tom:nice job douche you just cost us are 1st preseason game
Scott: suck applesauce man i did my best
Tom: you need to play attention you dumb ass

by tsike March 6, 2009

Played Dartboard

While having sex, a woman repeatedly having the penis fully inserted and fully withdrawn from the vagina.

She wanted some, so we went upstairs, she liad there, and played dartboard

by Michaelx2 October 18, 2008

double play

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.

I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.

by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014