Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
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scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.
It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?
by dalhart February 25, 2015
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red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog
by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013
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Hog-ball

To swiftly perform an action, disregarding any potential risks and consequences that may come with doing said action.
Person 1: This test is hard as shit, how am I supposed to finish it within 10 minutes?

Person 2: Just hog-ball it bro, trust me

Person 1: Why not, let's do this

*Person 1 completes the remaining test questions in under a minute, not knowing all the answers he picked were wrong.*
by Mr. Defender January 15, 2025
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Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind
When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog
by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021
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Ridin’ the hog

Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.
Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.
by Bunzzzzz December 24, 2017
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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
by Corb fucker December 12, 2021
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