Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.

Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.

by joor79 August 9, 2018

Benjamin Gomez

A sexy beast who gets mad hoes and has fantastic shoe game (currently wearing white sexy Adidas) does OK in school and will never EVER be gay that us weird and uncomfortable in his religion well thats about all besides that he has a lot of friends too. PIECE

Wow that fboy walking down the hall looks like a Benjamin Gomez

by YABOISKINNYFINGERS September 13, 2018

Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...

"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019

The Gnome

The #1 song by Pink Floyd

The Gnome is a fucking headbanger

by Norman🅱 September 13, 2019

shiny gomez

Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.

I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.

by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019

Naomi Gomez

Naomi Gomez is one of the weirdest people you will ever meet.she gives off fun vibes but the type that makes you want to be around her all the time.she might play around a lot but she is very smart and out going,she gets distracted very easily but once she is focused she can do anything she desires . Naomi is a wonderful person she is extremely kind but she is not the one you want to mess with because she will Do anything it takes to defend herself and others around her she is very fierce and tough.dont underestimate her she has a very strong soul and gives off positive vibes.

Naomi Gomez is the best and you can always go to her for good advice

by Unicornsandkittens November 16, 2019

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019