Goochie

A goochie is a guy's coochie. This occurs when a guy tucks his penis in between his legs, creating a goochie. This can also be an ironic term to simply refer to a penis with the same punch that the word coochie provides.

Dude, she kicked me right in the goochie.

by Boinkyy February 7, 2022

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 1, 2022

Goochchewer

Referring to a person as an idiot. A fuckin idiot of a person. A person that would be so dumb as to chew on a gooch, and either enjoy it, of think the other person is enjoying it. No one's enjoying it, goochchewer.

"That loser was just looking to start a fight with anyone for no reason, what a goochchewer."

by ChillyBeach March 2, 2022

gooch

The area between the asshole and the balls of the male anatomy.

I licked his gooch.

by Weknowtoomuchonthedarkweb April 19, 2022

gauchorrhea

a unique strain of gonorrhea that originated from UC Santa Barbara

Hey guys, let’s go to the STD clinic. I heard that new gauchorrhea is going around!

by peen piishop May 18, 2022

Gonch

Weed

“Let’s smoke some gonch”

by Olemonkedonke April 20, 2022