Goose mouth

When a girl puts her teeth on a guys penis when giving a blowjob.

Guy 1: “My girlfriend gave me goose mouth last night and i had to pull her off bc it hurt so bad”

by kybblekos November 24, 2024

Goose

A goose is an asshole

I hate Mark, he's such a goose

by West_ May 7, 2020

Yankee Doodle Glitter Goose

A term for someone who is full of themselves.

That boy is a yankee doodle glitter goose

by jwh2025 February 23, 2025

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

rough the goose

To masturbate vigorously.

And he said to her, "come on you mean to tell me you never rough the goose? "

by USmc2844 April 18, 2018

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

Goosed

When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.

Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?

They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.

by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022