The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

fudge packed

Another word for anal, typically used when someone doesn’t douche before doing anal

Person 1: I got fudge packed last night
Person 2: Dude that’s fucking disgusting

by KIMMISTARR May 21, 2022

fudge

bro stop

noooooo (fudge)

by nooo god dang it stahp stop December 22, 2021

Packing Fudge

Packing Fudge

The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge

by BIGDOG56 April 2, 2022

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

Fudge Demon

A fat anaconda shit usually produced after eating too much

"Bro I'm gonna have to release a fudge demon here in a minute"

by GuantanamoGreg November 7, 2021

fudge fry

a really yummy and cute person

I love you my little fudge fry!!

by r_xI March 8, 2022