Destination: Fucked

A woman on the roof, drinking beer and hitting herself, trying to be Tony Hawks and just laying there. A kid pulls the finger, and to the right there is some fire, and finally, a Fat Pig!

Not to be confused with a guy in a tyre rolling down a hill.

well, looks like they're going to Destination: Fucked!

by S.Worthwords November 29, 2018

Zero Fucks

to not care about anything

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.

by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011

Fuck wreck

1) When one feels as though they are in a consistent state of distraction and cognition is constantly fucked up.

2) To have had extremely pleasurable and electrifying sex, in the past-tense, where intense thrusting was involved.

1) I can't find my keys, and I just baked a pizza with the cardboard; I'm a total fuck wreck today.

2) Kelli was so stressed out until Elliott showed up and fuck wrecked her.

by 2KC April 1, 2017

shady as fuck

The same as shady but more so.

"He's shady."
"Yeah, but not as shady as her. She's shady as fuck."

by MoO3 April 28, 2014

bronco fuck

When your ass fucking a girl doggy style, you suddenly grab her hips and bury yourself deep in her butt and loudly call out your old girlfriend’s name, and as the pissed off girl tries to buck you off you hold on and let out your best cowboy yell and scream “Yippie Kai Yea!!”

“So why is Billy walking funny today!” “Poor guy got kicked hard in the nuts while bronco fucking Emily last night.”

by Hung Wei Low May 24, 2018

fan fuck

A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.

John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?

Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.

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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?

Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.

by jellyoutfit March 1, 2020

it's fucking raw

Gordon Ramsay's favorite thing to say.

The meat isn't cooked. It's fucking raw!!!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 29, 2017