by Markus2323 July 8, 2025
Get the Ed j'onmug. Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
Get the ED Pillsmug. by Ghdhxhhxhduuxudhh ud July 19, 2019
Get the Edmug. When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021
Get the Ed Cursemug. An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.
Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011
Get the Ed Elkmug. 
Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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by Aeron X. April 11, 2024
Get the Steve and Edmug.