Ed Sheeran

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

by The gunkest July 25, 2023

2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j

My bestie is Ed Sheeran

by Moth<3 March 28, 2021

ed sheeran phobia

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.

ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head

you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran

by eggsheeran August 28, 2021

ED SHEERAN

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran is super awesome.

by HOPP3R June 17, 2022