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Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
by sesamechicken May 2, 2012
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Dream Stan

someone with a serious incurable illness that causes them to enjoy watching the minecraft youtuber dream. symptoms include:
1. feeling romantic attraction towards a faceless blob who screams and plays minecraft
2. being repulsed by the act of touching grass
3. using the word "poggers"
person with negative iq: IM A DREAM STAN BECAUSE DREAM IS SO AWESOME AND HE IS SO HOT!!!! PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HATING ON HIM :((((((( HE IS THE BEST YOUTUBER IN THE WORLD
person who does not have the serious illness: touch grass
by amogusmogus June 8, 2022
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dream machine

He is coming tonight to show me an ecstatic way to fall asleep naturally!
I'm so excited.
Thats what my answering dream machine read to me.
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by KrkiÄŤ June 14, 2019
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Dream Park

The best park in a parking lot, usually near the exit of the lot or near the entrance of the supermarket, shopping centre or mall.

See also: Real Estate
1. When I got to the supermarket I nailed the dream park near the door

2. We went to the footy and there was one dream park left near the entrance
by Tom Hung July 30, 2008
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Dream Stan’s

A community of fatherless children who think dream,jellybean,etc are creators who are good for them
Ew stay away from those dream Stan’s
by CORYXKENSHIN solos May 3, 2022
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Speed Dream

A Speed Dream , or the act of Speed Dreaming, is when a compilation of a bunch of different dreams and antics are so randomized and fast-changing that the brain doesn’t take to realize what’s going on, which is why the plot of the dream, if not the dream as a whole, can’t be remembered or able to be explained.
Friend: Man, I slept after I took that molly and my dreams were terrible. How about you?
Me: I wouldn’t remember man, I was speed dreaming.
by TheOriginalAZ January 4, 2019
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Dream SMP

A server that consists of 33 people. Order that they were added:

Dream
GeorgeNotFound
Callahan
Awsamedude
Ponk
BadBoyHalo
TommyInnit
Tubbo
Fundy
Punz
Purpled
Ghostbur
Jschlatt
Skeppy
Eret
Jack Manifold
Niki
Quackity
Karl Jacobs
HBomb
Tenchoblade
Antfrost
Phliza
Connor
Puffy
Vikkstar
LazarBeam
Ranboo
Foolish Gamers

Hannah
Slimecicle
Michaelmcchill
Jenny: Have you heard of the Dream SMP?
Alex: Yeah, it's a great server!
by queer_fishie July 4, 2021
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