when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018
Get the drunk and sadmug. by Lil Bud November 1, 2010
Get the Drunk Drugginmug. A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.
by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010
Get the Drunk Lagmug. by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016
Get the Morning drunkmug. by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013
Get the Hemingway-drunkmug. by Hawiw November 2, 2016
Get the google drunkmug. Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.
Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.
by AllThatJazzo December 30, 2018
Get the Wheelchair Drunkmug.