Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.

Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder)

Quinn Carroll. He is the only person to ever have CCD.

CCD (Chronic Cuntserving Disorder) is Quinn Carroll because he's the only person to have it, ever.

by Tayden XD August 21, 2024

Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.

What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

by davus0000 August 23, 2024

extremely funny disorder

when a person is literally the funniest person alive and no one can compete to how funny they are

“you know ___ they’ve been diagnosed with extremely funny disorder..”

by jinglyfog October 2, 2023

Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023

dr pepper disorder

a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it

“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”

“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”

by kaithiskaithat October 25, 2023

Void personality disorder

a personality disorder caused by trauma that affects a persons ability to feel emotions in order to help the brain cope with severe depression. This is also called "emotional numbness"

The bullying got so bad I had void personality disorder for months.

by lemoncharva October 27, 2023