peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

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Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

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Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.

My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants

by drbubba February 23, 2009

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daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.

Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.

by gregben May 22, 2019

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