Crap

A childish slang meaning poop

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024

Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇

I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here

by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021

eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023