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rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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You're in a comma to me!

It has the same Basic meening as the saying: "You're dead to me!", only, when you say this to a person, there's a chance that you and that person can forgive & forget.
Girl 1: " Why did you take my Lip gloss?"
Girl 2 "It looks a million times better on me then on you! Why are you freaking out?"
Girl 1: " Uhhhhgg! You're in a comma to me!"
Girl 2: "Whatever."
by Ilovemypuggle#1 July 5, 2010
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It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 30, 2015
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Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.
by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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Laughing...but no sound comes out

When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal
Laughing...but no sound comes out
by CaramelLizard4 June 1, 2018
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Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.
We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.
by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019
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