A Cole is a hunk of a man, often traveling long distances and hunting pokemon across the land he travels. He can blind an entire community by the sheer sight of his abs. He likes to spend his freetime taking long walks on the beach and deleting his friends’ saved data on Xbox. He is a world renowned driver who could speed away from any situation he was trapped in, often with no reguard to any vehicle or pedestrian surrounding him. Cole could have any girl he wished for, but he remains loyal to his only girlfriend, and his many man whores. Cole is a real G. Be like Cole.
Oh my god, he’s such a Cole. I wish I could have 10 seconds with him alone, but he stole my boyfriend instead
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT COLE OVER THERE. I’M GONNA FAINT
by cole’s June 7, 2022
Get the Colemug. by ILIKECHALDREN April 7, 2022
Get the colemug. The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020
Get the Colemug. by Queenie4x September 29, 2019
Get the cole babymug. thugging out an audition without having practiced the music and having a cold and a sore throat, but still landing top chairs.
"How did Jeremiah get past pre-area? Didn't he have a really bad throat?"
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
"He was coleing the entire time, even he didn't think he'd get in."
by NamasteHK March 20, 2024
Get the Coleingmug. Cole gerry is a man who is borderline midget and his GPA can't be higher than his braincell count of 2. Cole is a decent dude but is an idiot and is friends with a man who has a bunch of blood clots and is a walking list of ethnic slurs. He named his member "Lance" and drives a white jeep, just like every basic white girl. Cole is the youngest of 3 and is a failed miscarriage.
by Cameron DePolo March 23, 2022
Get the Cole gerrymug. Cole is an amazing person, a great friend who is always there for you. he always cheers you up when your down, hes hilarious, kind, caring, a great listener and you wish he could see himself the way you see him. He makes your day better in an instant and is one of the major things you look forward to everyday, hes your bestfriend. Once hes in your life hes defintley a huge part of it and you can't imagine your life without him in it. Not all cole's are amazing but once you meet the right one youll know just how great he is. At least the cole in my life is.
person: ive had a really bad day and i dont know what to do
person 2: i think you should talk to cole, hes a great guy and an amazing listener
person: your so right, he made me feel 10x better
person 2: i think you should talk to cole, hes a great guy and an amazing listener
person: your so right, he made me feel 10x better
by 123awsumpowsum April 4, 2024
Get the colemug.