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clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham
he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"
by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003
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clappy cheeks

when a girls butt cheeks seem to move in a wave-like movement whenever she walks..kinda in slow motion
damn check that girl out with the sweat pants, she got goddamn clappy cheeks
by rockos nachos September 26, 2009
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handi-clapped

a person who is challenged in the action of clapping their hands, due to either an injury to one or both of the hands or the person's level of intelligence.
1.In hurting her hand the hippie became handi-clapped
2. Don't make fun of that kid, he's totally handi-clapped bro.
by DarkChocoFriendOreo December 9, 2008
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capped

The term capped was invented in a town called luton. The reason being that is the main entertainment as well as cause of death.
Nobby: (in hospital bed)I am from Luton, I love being shot lucky us we have an NHS which I dont even pay tax. BeEeEeEeP

Doctor: Time of death..... I dunno I not rocket scientist init

Spectators: Looks like a cappin' to me

Non Lutonian: No shit sherlock

Gunner: Someone else gonna get capped
by Shoot me baby October 10, 2005
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Clappery

the amount of applause you get, measured per clap on a scale of minor clappage up to extreme clappage.
Hot damn! That singer lady sure got a barrel fulla clappery!
by Merry Gerald March 9, 2009
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Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"
Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.
by The Loge August 12, 2006
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Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.
by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005
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