pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Orange county condoms

someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation

ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by whhwejcdbwehudj March 12, 2010

snug fit condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.

1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.

2. Girl - "what's wrong?"

Guy - "the condom slipped off"

Girl - "how did that happened?"

Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014