Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

Would you like to eat my candy paws? by J Slasher July 26, 2016

candycorn

1. a holloween candy

2. When you rub your penis on a girls backfat titties.

Hey baby, you wanna nibble on my candycorn?

Id love to candycorn that bitch!

candycorn by The Luke21 January 2, 2008

Eye Candy 

Person of outstanding beauty. Men want to be them, women want to be with them

Dam that Paul Kehoe (Pek)and Tom Shannon are Eye Candy

Eye Candy by PabloSkillondinho June 21, 2011

candy apple 

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

candy apple by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

Candy Sex 

having illegal underage sexual intercourse

'dudddde.... i nailed this chick, she was only 15...'
'im jealous, i wish i could pluck me some candy sex...'

Candy Sex by The Jesus Of Wisdom January 7, 2010

candy sticks 

After blowing your main line of cocaine, you take a cigarette (hopefully a Newport) and suck up the rest of the "freeze" like a straw, into the cig.

"why are we making candy sticks, thats such a waste of coke"

"dude, we have like an 8-ball for 2 heads"

"... oh, word"

candy sticks by Aurf December 30, 2006

candy-ass-punk-ass kid 

from the latin word: candius-punkus kid

those punk kids who ride their little bikes around your town/neighborhood and think they're cool but are assholes

"Oh my God, look at that candy-ass-punk-ass kid and his friends, ridin' around like they own the damn place"

candy-ass-punk-ass kid by chica_pueblita June 14, 2009