pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

by dougie jamieson March 8, 2015

Bong Booty Surgery

the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty

"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

Flesh bong

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it

Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!

by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024

angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.

"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"

by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Bong bond

When two stoned besties look and act alike , also they bought a bong together.

Person: dude these two besties Give the same vibe

Person 2: yeah bro they have bong bond

by Ally kween December 9, 2021

Bing Bong

It is a type and word that is a trend on TikTok

If see these dogs in you front yard ha go up stairs I goin hard BING BONG

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025