Kind of stupid when you think about it...
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
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Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
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by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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Bis is something you put whatever you’re claiming or saying on. It’s a way of swearing something being said is true. If the user of bis is lying then they are eligible for a punishment of slaps. You do not lie on bis.
Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.
Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.
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