Biden

A big piece of shit.

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!

by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023

Biden time

Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.

by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024

Bidening Out

“Bidening out”, refers to someone who is communicating unclearly, in a silly manner than can be and perhaps should, be mocked.

Your Bidening out bro! You think you should text your ex? What a plum.

by TismMan July 31, 2024

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025

bidened my pants

shitting your pants like joe biden

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”

by FinnShart June 27, 2024

The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.

Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.

by Gigging Goo October 4, 2023

Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"

by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021