(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

beach chicken

quoting a commentary by a female d.j. on a local classic rock station, "there are these young kids, like twelve years old, who go to the beach and give head to older guys"

Jay and Steve went over to the beach looking to get some beach chicken.

by B-Max August 15, 2006

Beach Dick

The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!

Hey fatass,look at beach dick...his headphones are nice.

by JesseHawk November 22, 2006

ace beach sheet

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"

mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!

by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

Fernandina Beach

a tourist attraction where people drink a lot and do drugs.
a place with a lot of hillbillies who say "y'all" and rich people with inherited money.

look at those druggies!!! we must be in Fernandina Beach!!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.

JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!

by dr. zero October 4, 2005

Go walk on the beach

A euphamism for "get the fuck outta here" It was inspired by Jeff Olsen after a heartbreak and a lonely walk on the beach at night. Tone of voice and range is a must in order to be properly communicated.

"Go Walk on the Beach, you faggot"

by La Jolla Linguist July 30, 2008