Touched a wee bit of blurt

The action of feeling, touching or caressing somebody’s ass.

Derek: What’s happening big man, any action on the weekend?
Ben: Yeah, touched a wee bit of blurt.

by Dickbon May 16, 2025

bitted

more fun pass-tense of bite

i bitted my laptop

by justsomerandomduck May 29, 2025

bit the cheese

If someone says this they snitched on someone.

Oh that nigga 6ix9ine "bit the cheese".

by ekingsley April 4, 2024

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

riff my bits

add to my jokes in the moment to make them funnier

Why didn't you riff my bits? Everyone laughed, but they would have died if you chimed in.

by scatrmind April 30, 2024

Bit

“Bit” is a short term for “b*tch”

“Shut up bit”

by Tzwvvs(osore) February 20, 2024

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024