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Brooke Austin

Noun: a girl who sleeps around with every guy she meets. She has a new boyfriend every week and is known to carry diseases. If you see or hear of any Brooke Austins, run. A common trait of Brook Austins is snaggle tooth where the front teeth are bent inward and beyond noticeable. They tend to be very loose to the point of fisting and strip at clubs while giving lap dances to multiple men on stage. Don't be a Brooke Austin.
Guy 1: "who's that hoe with the snaggle tooth dancing on stage?"

Guy 2: "Shit, that's a Brooke Austin! Let's get the fuck out of here before we get Hep."
by pseudonym25 June 19, 2014
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Dirty Austin

the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards
I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.
by lilOppai March 20, 2021
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stone cold steve austin

"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-
by jpz0r December 7, 2006
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TJ Austin

A member of the Vancouver School of Arts and Academics, a person with brown hair, color changing eyes, and a great personality, despite that, people say he has dated half of the school, thats probably true considering the people that said that don't know that it really is true, accept not. he's dated 15 people from that school. he is currently in his 10th grade year at this school and is in three art classes, Vocal lvl 1, dance explore, and Band lvl 3. He loves to give hugs and really appreiciates good hugs back. His Catch Phrase is Shazam, and he is morbidly obsessed with the Abridged Series, and Johnny Depp. His Best friends include the infamous Fancypants, and Mitchel, together they make the tri-force.
TJ Austin has the best eyes ever.
by the anonon September 20, 2009
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Mellisa Austin

She's the perfect person to have. She's loving, caring, and beautiful. And most importantly is that she's mine and you cant have her
Mellisa Austin is like What you cant have
by Kay Fridman April 17, 2011
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steve austin powers

LIL' KIM:
Mike Tyson wouldn't leave me alone, so I whipped out some Steve Austin powers on him!

MIKE TYSON:
Really, Lil' Kim isn't much of a wrestler -- but you should see her box!
by Robin Givens July 23, 2006
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Stupid Austin

When a guy takes his foot and sticks it into his partners asshole and pounds on his chest like king kong
Richard- Hey Andi!
Andi- yah?
Richard- Can I give you a stupid Austin?
Andi- Whats that?
Richard- Its this..........

:Richard takes off his show slowly and then with the other. He slowly and gently takes off his socks, But he leaves his socks on his toes but just a little, Andi then takes the sock by her mouth and takes it off Richard's Foot. Then Richard slowly but anxious sticks his foot into Andi's happy hole and wiggles his toes.:
by Wichard and Andi July 9, 2007
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