almb

abbreviation for "act like my bitch", used often when ur bitch is acting up and you want her to behave

girl please almb

by namd055 February 20, 2024

Almudévar

A town in Spain with around 2.439 habitants as of 2024 situated in the province of Huesca (Autonomous Comunity of Aragon, Spain)

Person A: Dude we should insert Almudévar into the urban dictionary

Person B: Self-Inserting your town? fucking attention seeker

by Saputo February 26, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 4, 2024

almauoay

Derived from the Waray-waray (a language from the Philippines) word "maupay," this roughly means "good," and is used in an extremely rare setting such as misspelled words sent in Instant Messaging Apps. This word was originally coined by "Jeremie" and is now widely used in a specific locality in the Philippines.

"It would be almauoay if we get to decide on it early on."

by thephilippinenerd March 7, 2024

Almayasa

A big fat manipulative bitch. She thinks she's a 'goddess'. She is very nice when you meet her, but she won't let you go if you be closer to her.

Almayasa: Hey are you friends with her?

You: Yes, why?

Almayasa: Don't be friends with her.

You: Oh.. ok.

by iammentallystable6281937 March 8, 2024

ALMIGHTY

a G who receives a lot of hate which gives him energy and power to make more people mad

"OMG he is so homophobic, racist, islamophobic, and misogynistic!"
"no he's just ALMIGHTY"

by ALMIGHTYRITH March 13, 2024