A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
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"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."
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“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
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