brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 16, 2005

fifi bag

A plastic baggy containing a piece of raw liver or jello used for sexual self gratification. origin: prison slang

by George Bourdieu April 22, 2003

bag of nickles

Term for an ugly girl. It means that a bag of nickles was used to put out a fire on her face.

Your girlfriend is hot, but her friend is a bag of nickles.

by John Manlove May 21, 2006

Douche Bag

A completely self-absorbed tool who is completely oblivious to just how much they really suck. There are several varieties of Douche Bags, all equally deserving of being sodomized with a jack hammer. Some potential identifiers include:

Shitty trucks lifted excessively, often covered in stickers of random "bro-brands," often blasting mainstream rap music

Wearing flip-flops everywhere, even when it's 20 degrees outside

Brightly colored polo shirts (bonus points with a popped collar) usually with some hippy necklace, or a cross even though they only use religion to socialize with pseudochristian bimbos.

Wearing wifebeaters in public, sunglasses at night, stupid baseball caps with the sticker still on it, and excessively using the word bro.

Also Included: Most business majors and people with tribal tattoos.

Everyone knew John was a douche bag as soon as he rolled up in his lifted truck blasting lil wayne, parked halfway on the curb, and got out with a case of keystone light.

If that douche bag quotes family guy one more time, I'm going to use a power sander to wipe that stupid grin of his face.

by CoalitionAgainstDouchebaggery July 20, 2010

Butt Bag

A bag of butts, what did you expect it to be idiots?

From now on I will carry around my collection of butts in my butt bag.

by tfrat42 October 7, 2006

bag of chips

A female or male who has it all. Usually (s)he is hott, is athletic, is funny, has a sense of style, and has a good personality.

Dude, your sister is a bag of chips.

by Fils de Pute August 4, 2005

birkin bag

Ugly bag carried by top celebs just because it's expensive. 2 year waiting list just to get one of these $10 000 bags. Used by celebs such as Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart went to the court preceeding carrying her Hermes Birkin.

by Dude from another country August 25, 2005