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Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 7, 2019
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LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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gay zoned

When your crush turns you down because "she's gay", being unable to come up with a better excuse.
"Dude how about you get off that Valorant shit and get your ass to the gym, you've been gay zoned like thrice now."
by papapair123 January 7, 2023
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friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
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sex zoned

When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.
John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?
by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014
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p'zoned

The ultimate form of owned. Also, more pronouncable than the second best, pwned.
Guy 1: *beating Guy 2 to death with a stick*
Guy 3: P'zoned!
by uoy kcuf January 25, 2004
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Zonedguy

James Fisher, author of Zonedguy.com
I stumbled upon Zonedguy's website
by Alex October 15, 2003
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